Fuckin' Rancheras Up in Hurrrr

Que lejos estoy del suelo donde he nacidooooooooooooo
inmensa nostalgia invade mi pensamientooooooooo
Y al vermeeeeeee tan sola y tristeeeeee
cual hoja el vientoooooooooo
Quisiera llorar, quisiera moriiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrr de sentimientooooooooooooooo


I think I'll perform "El Condor Pasa" in International Week (I'm not from Peru, people) as a representative to Native America. Not only because the Incas are more hardcore than the Aztecs (talking shit on myself here, seriously) but because their music is so much more recognized and unified than Aztecan music. Or I'll stick with what I know and sing the "Dalia Chinita" like the naca india that I am. LMFAOOOOO, I just imagained that! Doing little zapateadas here and there EWWW! Maybe I should just sit in the audience & enjoy the cultural wasteland in which I live in.


L A T I N O A M E R I C A !

In other nasty news, Americaaaa (AGUILAS!) Aaaaammmmericaaaaa (AGUILAS!) fuckin' won the super clasico against Chivas. HAHA! He who laughs last laughs best, son! I love staying home on the Sundays when important soccer games are on just to see my dad's reactions, hehe :) He jumped 34897652045 feet in the air and screamed like a little girl who got kissed by the cutest boy in the second grade when America scored the first goal. Wait, too much info, BUT TRUTH HURTS! I was just kidding you know...