Wednesday, January 27, 2010

beLIEve

Today, after nine years of my parents being together, I finally saw the light. It just never occurred to me that my parents are EXACT OPPOSITES. Yep... Just today, HOLY SHIT ALICIA FLAHHRSS, IT TAKES YOU NINE YEARS OF HELL TO REALIZE SHIT WHAT A DUMBASS.

From ages 1-8, my mother has implied (and forced) the importance of putting others before yourself. She always said that if you have two of something, give the other to someone who is in need of it, no matter who it is. She taught me to forgive others no matter what they say or do to you. She always told me that people have good intentions, but may not always make the best decisions. Repeatedly, she has shown me how good deeds pay off, how wicked people are the way they are because of their need of love, and the mysterious and delicious ways of God.

From ages 9-16, my father has always told me that there are no rules to life, rules were meant to be broken, and that no one can force you to do anything you don't want to. He's taught me the wicked ways of humanity, and most importantly, he has taught me that in the end, no one gives a shit about you so it's in your best interest to care for yourself. He's always said to put yourself first because it's you vs. the world every day.

Either way, you lose. You listen to my mother and you end up a misunderstood pushover with abundant love to give and no one to give it to. You listen to my father and you end up with nothing but your pride. I guess I understand their points of view if I base them off the way and where they were raised, but it's hard to pick a lifestyle to follow because there's no gray area to live comfortably in. Unfortunately, I have chosen to live by a little bit of both, and you can see for yourself how terribly that's working out for me. The best thing to do is to keep quiet and observant, which are two things I suck dick at.

P.S. You know how Mexicans use their mother's maiden name in their full name? (Hence the long ass last names.) I found out today (I saw a copy of her birth certificate) that my grandmother's maiden name is Xolotly. Too bad my great grandmother married a spanish man, we could've kept the Native American going AND I COULD HAVE GONE TO COLLEGE. Damn it all.

When you play with fire, you get burned. Except if you're an Aztec summoning spirits.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_6LhIxKGvo

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

People Lie, Things Lay.

^ That might actually help you on a grammar test one day ;)

I've been compared to a lot of people lately and no one can get it right.
And I finally talked to Ben after 596743694 years.

benspantsrtight (6:04:31 PM): lisha i think it's time you get off the single train.
idkmybffaracely (6:04:40 PM): wtff
benspantsrtight (6:04:59 PM): im sure lots of guys chase your model ass around tryin to hook up ans shit
idkmybffaracely (6:05:16 PM): LOL! nooo, that's never really happened before actualy...
idkmybffaracely (6:05:19 PM): not like a mob of guys like you imagine
benspantsrtight (6:05:33 PM): yeah rightt. and if that REALLY is the case, maybe you should go man hunting on a weekend hahah
idkmybffaracely (6:05:46 PM): no thank you, I've got enough things to worry about
benspantsrtight (6:05:58 PM): im just saying it wouldn't hurt to date again. i know izzy broke you and shit but thats no reason to deny every guy that wants yuo to give him a chance
idkmybffaracely (6:06:26 PM): you say that as if i have guys eating out of my hands... I DON'T! Plus if you're insinuating that I put up a front because of Izzy, you're wrong.
benspantsrtight (6:06:59 PM): lisha your in total denial. you don't wanna start over with biys cuz you think they'll break your heart again. it been two years and you should get over him
benspantsrtight (6:07:08 PM): he's been over you since you were in the relationship.
idkmybffaracely (6:07:22 PM): ...you're gay. thanks for bringing up unpleasant memories.
benspantsrtight (6:07:38 PM): ok that sounded shitty but it's true. i care about you and you shouldnt deprive yourself of what you want.
idkmybffaracely (6:08:01 PM): I never said I wanted a boyfriend.
benspantsrtight (6:08:09 PM): that's cuz they want you!
idkmybffaracely (6:08:14 PM): you suck.
benspantsrtight (6:08:22 PM): and i also love you! <33
idkmybffaracely (6:08:45 PM): let's talk about something else.
benspantsrtight (6:09:04 PM): how's your dad? hahah you know i love that guy even though i never met him. it's just the way you describe him is so interesting. he's alike a superhero who fights against himself allt he time and tries tos how emotions but his own self wonnt let him you know?
benspantsrtight (6:10:13 PM): and his heart is made of stone, yet he sheds tears for his loved ones. then he had a beautiful daughter who had an impact on his life; the only woman to ever understand him and treated him with love and caring. he'd do anything to protect her when all along he's the one who hurts her the most.
benspantsrtight (6:12:54 PM): i should write a booka bout your dad as batman's emotional sidekick!
idkmybffaracely (6:13:27 PM): You're on drugs, Benjamin.
benspantsrtight (6:13:57 PM): yes, i got them from izzy lmfao!
idkmybffaracely (6:14:21 PM): LOL! yeah, my dad should give him a beating. Unas pinches nalgadas!
benspantsrtight (6:14:38 PM): hahahhaah! But seriously you should start dating again. you'd be happy to have someone be there for you and protect you for a change
benspantsrtight (6:14:52 PM): cuz usually you're the one thats there for everyone else and we never repay you. I LOVE AND WILL NEVER FORGET YOU MI LISHA!
idkmybffaracely (6:15:05 PM): Aww (: I loves you too bennn!

<3 Here I go again, exposing private thoughts and emotions >:( I wanted to share this because I figured that he and I both are right. And a lot of people asked me about going to formal and when I said yes they were like "OMGGG who asked you??" and then I was like, "umm, I'm going with a friend" and they were like "awww he likes you!" and then I broke their hearts and was like, "it's a girl." AND SHE JUST STOOD ME UP, but that don't mean I can't party. Heehee :)

LET'S LIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY WITH SOME LAUGHTER!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XeUHA5RiE4
LOVE ITTT. LOVE YOUUU.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

<3

I remember the first time I saw this. I freaked out, then I fell in love :D




^^^The only thing that can make me squeal like a crazy little fangirl anymore. ^^^P.S. Joshua Von Grimm is STILL husband material; I loved him even further back than Gaspard Ulliel, who is an angel from the sexy heavens :) Creepy church organs in English rock bands FTW!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE <3333333333

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Little Ms. Busybitchh...

It is time... for some blogging :)

Why is this year's water polo season so damn long and exhausting?! We played six games this past week and it was hellll for my poor effed up shoulders >:( But it's all coolbeans because my dad has recently stopped drinking water polo haterade and says he supports me if i wanna get beat up at every game in the set. Yayyyy Jesse Flower <3 (lawl). So he and my brother showed up at yesterday's tournament vs. the Santa Ana fatasses, hence, they only went to criticize, and I ddin't disappoint them. My brother bragged about me to his little soccer jock friends before their game today about my failed backhand shot. The one that failed. Anywayyy, enough about water polo, it's really not all that interesting.

OOOOHHHH before I forget; I went with my daddy-poo (wtf ewww) to pick up my mom from work and she works with a bunch of extra beaners from like Tlanalapa and Tulancingo and shiieet, (and I'm totally retarded and forgot that my dad told me to always ignore them) and I went in there like Ms. We Are the World and politely said hello to evryone. WELL, them nosy hoes were like "Ohhhh mah gaaaaahhhh Noemi's daughter blah blah blah..." and then this one guy whose name I can't pronounce when I'm in my white girl zone was like "Ohhh mahh gahhh you have such strong facial features oh mahhh gahhh you should be a model oh mah gahhh..." and the creep stares right into my face as if I had a plastic nose or something and I was reeeaaallllly uncomfortable and I kept making eye contact with my mom but she didn't seem to mind that the creep wouldn't stop staring at me. Then he was like "Ohhh mah gahhh LUPE! Come look!" and then this lady from like Peru or something comes and she HOLDS MY FLIPPIN FACE and she strokes my cheeks and shiiett and she's like "Noemi, tu hija tiene los rasgos de (some name that I was like WTFFF at)." So the creepy lady was referring to the little tiny hole beneath my right eye. When I was little, tears used to come out of it, even when I wasn't crying. BUT THAT WAS A LONG ASS TIMES AGO. Now it only happens like once or twice a year and I don't really pay attention to it beacuse it's closed now. It's like something to do with mother nature and "father sky" or some shit and when he sees what humanity does to her he gets pissed off and sends thunder that destroys people but mother nature is so kind that she cries about it. MAKES NO SENSE. I thought that might interest some people but don't pay attention to it, it's a bunch of bootleg.